Trolls...get 'em while their hot!
Current mood: silly
Category: Writing and Poetry
A dialogue.....
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2 comments:
OMG! ROFL!
By the way, I heard that song before on your myspace page. Another friend whom decided not to go along for this ride turned me on to it in '05.
Why does there have to be ~SO~ many like that?
I don't mean great tunes. I mean I love that tune.
I meant "folks whom come iiiiiiiin and go outtttttttttt" of ya life, for the love of Pete.
I ain't a revolving door hee-yah, yanno?
Anyways. . . .
love the post. Love the song. Thanks for your comments on the flutterby thinger.
Hope you and yours are well!
ugh...sorry...I guess I missed this one. Thanks for dropping by and checkin in. Can you tell I was being silly? :-P I can't help it...it's in my blood
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